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Of Course, Felt and Tripp

Both have verbs for their last names. Clearly, never say too much to an active-name person.

Man, I’m glad Lopez isn’t a verb. I’d either be loved or hated in American history. As it happens, if my name occasionally comes up, people will think I was that actress chick who did the awful movie with Ben Affleck that goes down in history next to Ishtar, then realize that was Jennifer, and move on.

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