If you join the Irish Navy, don’t use “counterfeit hair straighteners“:
Able Seaman Eoin Gray, who is attached to the LÉ Orla, is also charged with conspiracy to aid people unknown to import cocaine between the 4 and 15 December 2008.
He is also charged with having cocaine in his possession and with having counterfeit hair straighteners.
I’m no expert, but it seems to me the genuine hair straighteners cause more trouble.