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Crisis In Suburbia (con’t)

A helpful reader:

If you have any trees nearby, it is probably a root pushing up … although the aliens possibility can’t be ignored, it’s really just a matter of time.

Aren’t trees supposed to send their roots, like, downwards? Don’t trees know this? What do the Intelligent Design crowd have to say about this? Huh? Huh?

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