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Crisis in Suburbia

Something’s trying to come up through my driveway. There’s this huge bump.

Is this evidence of:

Long-dormant aliens being wakened by global warming?

Demonic possession?

or

Sub-driveway structural problems?

And so whom should I call?

Tom Cruise?

Bobby Jindal? (Oh, come on — just teasing.)

A local contractor?

Seriously, though, what’s going on here? Anybody know?

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