Something’s trying to come up through my driveway. There’s this huge bump.
Is this evidence of:
Long-dormant aliens being wakened by global warming?
Demonic possession?
or
Sub-driveway structural problems?
And so whom should I call?
Bobby Jindal? (Oh, come on — just teasing.)
A local contractor?
Seriously, though, what’s going on here? Anybody know?