Critical Condiment Theory Has Arrived

I have been known to criticize Charlie Kirk in the past, but his ever-present vigilance for new culture wars to fight is impressive. I must admit that his newest crusade is worth investigation:

I’d heard rumors of people trans-ing their ketchup, but according to Kirk these problems have reached a new level of seriousness. Make sure to lock your fridges tonight, folks; the Critical Condiment Theorists have arrived.