From a reader:
I think the white house should have a global warming summit. Have lots
of bottled water and booze. And hand out one square of TP to the ladies
as they go into the ladies room. They can get 2 or 3 if they provide
proof of “pesky” issues. That liberals believe that they can make
pronouncements from on high on how the little people should behave never
ceases to amaze.