So I failed Latin. But you get the point: unless you hit the high seas in the company of hundreds of fellow conservatives, and a mega contingent of luminaries, you aren’t a complete, full, maxed-out person. To give your ego that ergo so you’re sum-ing to your full potential, you must join us on the National Review 2004 Post-Election Caribbean Cruise.
Well over 350 fine souls have already done such, and yes, there still is room for you. But not for long.
You see, 13 new cabin reservations have come in since last Wednesday, and there’s no let up, which shouldn’t surprise. Given the uplift of the GOP convention, the gut feeling that Bush will triumph, the flip (flop) side that Kerry will go kaput, and the added pleasure you anticipate of liberal flaks screaming about lies and stolen elections and all that hoo-haa, more and more NRO fans are certain that there’s a lot of celebrating that will need doing after the votes are counted, and what better way to do that than on the NR cruise – where do I sign up?!
Look ahead friends. Picture yourself spending the week of November 13-20 on Holland America Line’s beautiful Zuiderdam, with Bernard Lewis, Victor Davis Hanson, Dick Morris, Rep. Pat Toomey, Ed Gillespie, Stephen Moore, John Hillen, Dinesh D’Souza, Michelle Malkin, John Derbyshire, John O’Sullivan, Rich Lowry, Ramesh Ponnuru, and Jay Nordlinger.
Or picture yourself spending that week raking leaves.
Not much of a choice. So go to www.nationalreviewcruise-carib.com and sign up now, while there is still space!