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Dear God, No! Guam to Tip Over!

In the old Batman TV series, one of the fiendish plots hatched by the Penguin or maybe the Riddler, I can’t remember, involved  preventing all of America’s milking cows from being milked. If this was allowed to happen, the cows would explode (Holy Cow! Batman!). Even when I was 7 years old, I was dumbstruck by how stupid that was. I have a similar feeling watching Rep. Hank Johnson talk about Guam.

Can you imagine what was going through the Admiral’s head? Meanwhile, there are like two wars going on.

Update: From a reader:

My son is stationed on Guam, I just sent him the video and told him to run to the other side of the island. He said one of his shipmates showed up to work with  a life vest on!

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