The Corner

Deep Thoughts…

…from Chris Martin of Coldplay

I think shareholders are the greatest evils of this modern world.”

Tell that, Chris, to Shaima Rezayee.

Meanwhile the New York Post (Page Six, what else?) reports that Martin was seen celebrating his daughter’s (her name is Apple, poor mite) first birthday party at Moby’s restaurant on the Lower East Side. The luckless child was being fed vegan chocolate cheesecake.

The only consolation is the absolute certainty that one day Apple will change her name to something incredibly staid – and will feast all day on veal chops, pate de foie gras and the eggs of endangered birds.

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