The Corner

In Defense of Kerry

From a reader, who must feel so dirty…


I think you should give Kerry a pass on this one. I have hazel eyes. I know this because my mother told me. I have no idea what color hazel is, but all my life I’ve been told my eyes were sometimes blue sometimes brown. Maybe they’re like mood rings. Anyway I can’t believe I just wrote in defending Kerry.

Your hazel eye guy.