The Corner

Dennis The Menace

Having not taken my own advice to get away from all “news” disseminators, I really need Fox to have different breaking news noises. One for hurricanes. ANOTHER FOR SUPREME COURT VACANCY NEWS. That way I don’t jump to attention every two minutes. On the phone with yet another anxious Hiller who knows nothing but can’t help talking anyway (a good bonding point for us, you see): “Wait. Quick. It’s coming now. Oh, sorry. It’s raining.”

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