“You’d better gas up the dinghy and go fishing with Fredo, because you are dead to me.” — Dennis Miller, on the Tonight Show.
Miller was on fire tonight. He said: “If you’re at a peace march, and the guy next to you has a sign saying ‘Bush is Hitler,’ stop the peace stuff for a second and beat his ass.”
And he sent this message to Dubya: “If you’re watching, I think you’re doing a hell of a job. I’m proud you’re my president. …I think there are a lot more people out here on your side than you may think.”