I should have expected the torrent of email. A few examples:
Jonah, Go with “Beat Down in Bronco Town.” Denver is like purple. No rhymes.
The Big Lie from Mile High; or
Dems vie at Mile High
Can’t think of anything that rhymes with Colorado.
“Unrest in the West” might work
Nothing usable rhymes with rockies.
And: But we can call them “The Freaks on the Peaks.”
If Sen. Ted Kennedy hadn’t fallen ill, “The Bender in Denver” might
Loved the book, by the way. Congratulations on its success.
Or, considering the healing they need to do with die-hard Hillary supporters, how about:
The Denver Gender Mender?