A reader offers these:
Top 10 Derb Facts
1. John Derbyshire can break ‘unbreakable’ combs.
2. John Derbyshire has never been tricked by the “you’ve got something on your shirt there” gag.
3. The correct answer to any fill-in-the-blank question is ” John Derbyshire”.
4. The entire book of Revelation refers to the wrath that John Derbyshire will one day unleash upon the universe.
5. John Derbyshire created Chuck Norris using only a ball peen hammer and 2 gallons of barbicide.
6. John Derbyshire can escape from being pinned under Michael Moore.
7. When a tree falls in the woods and nobody is there to hear it, it was chopped down by John Derbyshire bare hands.
8. John Derbyshire can single-handedly thwart a SCOTUS filibuster attempt.
9. The 3rd largest Army in the world is John Derbyshire.
10: John Derbyshire can annihilate Tommy in pinball.