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Die Viola Playing Scum

More humor:

What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

Why is a viola solo like wetting your pants?

They’re both warm personal experiences that nobody can hear.

What’s the difference between a snake lying dead on the road and a conductor

lying dead on the road?

Skid marks in front of the snake.

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