The Corner

Do I Need a Porn Guy?

I try to keep the favorable email to a minimum in the corner, but this guy really touches all the bases:

Jonah,

No doubt you will have received somewhere in the area of eight billion e-mails about this topic by now. I rarely send e-mails to anyone I don’t know, because it strikes me as odd, like thirteen year old girls sending letters to David Cassidy (or a more recent heart-throb). I did this one for two reasons: 1) No other pundit consistently writes my own views as often as yourself, as you echoed once again my views about Moore and his film and 2) I’ve seen The Bare Wench Project, and it involves a truly masterful dual-role performance by Lorissa McCombs. As pseudo-porn goes, it’s as cheesily entertaining as it gets. Good to have you back writing G-Files, for the Bare Wench Project would never have been mentioned in one of your syndicateds. I’d also like to henceforth be known as your pseudo-porn guy (for better and worse).

[Name withheld, duh]

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