An e-mail:
I just stopped by the Corner to see what was happening. I think I have discovered a new group of conservatives (crunchy cons, neocons, etc.). Dementor Cons. If you haven’t read Harry Potter, Dementors are creatures that suck all happiness out of people. I think you have more Dementors at the Corner than a convention of Azkaban prison guards (see Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban if you wonder).