Sent by a friend earlier today:
Krispy Kreme “plans to conduct exit polls today” at two different TN precincts. At each of the locations, “boxes full of glazed doughnuts will be set up bearing the names of the major candidates for governor and U.S. Senate.” Voters are “asked to take a doughnut from the boxes of the candidates they prefer.” The polling “will take place from 7 a.m. to 10 a.m.–provided they don’t run out of ‘ballots’ sooner” (Fontenay, Memphis Commercial Appeal, 11/5).