From a reader:
What’s the difference between a soprano and a Doberman?
How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?
One—he just stands in the middle of the room and waits for the world to revolve around him.
What’s the difference between a dead squirrel in the road and a dead saxophonist in the road?
The squirrel may have been on his way to a gig.
What’s the difference between a bull and an orchestra?
A bull has the horns in the front and the a**hole in the back.
There is really no end to the musician jokes.