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Engineer Jokes

Of the approx. 100,000 engineer jokes people have sent me, I especially like

this one, I’m not sure why: “One engineer sees a friend of his, also an

engineer, ride up on a new bike. The first one asks where he got the bike.

The bike-rider says, ‘This cute girl rode up to me on the bike, got off the

bike, took off ALL her clothes, and said “Take what you want”.’ The first

one says, ‘Good choice, her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.’”

There are, by the way, scores of engineer-joke websites–google on “engineer

jokes.” Although, as a couple of readers have said, making jokes about

engineers is so easy you can’t even say it’s like shooting fish in a

barrel–more like shooting cows in a barn. With a howitzer.


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