The Corner

Feds Can’T Duck This One

The marriage licenses being issued to

homosexual couples in San Francisco present an immediate problem for the

federal government. Before long (or maybe already) a newly-married

federal employee will submit new paperwork to include the new “spouse”

under the federal health benefits system. What’s a low-level bureaucrat

who finds that request in the in-box to do? The Office of Personnel Management better advise their own employees post haste. Should these “spouses” wind up qualifying for federal coverage imagine the controversy when public attention forces Bush appointees to disqualify them all because their “marriages” aren’t

valid–including, no doubt, a seriously ill partner. Looks like the

Bush Doctrine of Preemption is called for.

Most Popular

Education

Our Bankrupt Elite

Every element of the college admissions scandal, a.k.a “Operation Varsity Blues,” is fascinating. There are the players: the Yale dad who, implicated in a securities-fraud case, tipped the feds off to the caper; a shady high-school counselor turned admissions consultant; the 36-year-old Harvard grad who ... Read More
Culture

Shibboleth Is a Fun Word

EDITOR’S NOTE: The following is Jonah Goldberg’s weekly “news”letter, the G-File. Subscribe here to get the G-File delivered to your inbox on Fridays. Estimado Lector (y todos mis amigos a través del Atlántico), Greetings from Barcelona. And it is Bar•ce•lona, not Barth•e•lona. That ... Read More