Derb, thank you for that wonderful contribution from our Ombudsperson Laureate. I shall be only too pleased to submit all of my journalistic efforts to John Derbyshire for monitoring for proper content before passing them to Kathryn Lopez.
See, this is how newspapers ought to be run.
(On a related note, I quite agree about the profusion of Simpsons references. We need to have more South Park ones, of course).