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Franken Fantasies

From a reader:

Is it wrong to day-dream about Al Franken trying to wrestle me to floor? Before you jump to conclusions, my fantasy includes opening a 40oz bottle of whup-ass on him. Of course, being 6′4, 260lbs he’d probably think twice about approaching me and should hope I don’t see him first. I’d show him fascism like he’s never seen…..

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