Jonah: “I don’t think I know anyone who likes fruitcake.” That statement
of yours belongs, if you don’t mind my saying so, with Pauline Kael’s famous
remark about not knowing anyone who voted for Richard Nixon. Now we see you
in your true colors — just another Beltway elitist. Out here in the
**real** America, we all love fruitcake. Don’t we, folks? Folks? Hello?