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Geena Davis Show, Part 2

Geena: General, we need to negotiate.

General: With all due respect, Madam President, we have negotiated and negotiated…

Geena: Our options are negotation or war, and until I have gone hoarse like Jimmy Stewart in “mr Smith Goes to Washington,” I will negotiate.

General (explodes): Now listen here, little lady…!

Geena: General, you are relieved.

General: I am…?

Geena: You are relieved, General. The nation thanks you for its service.

Cut to end of successful negotiation.

Fade out.

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