The Corner

Get a Government Job, Series #451,289

Cindy Adams is on the case in America’s Newspaper of Record this morning:

An Albany [i.e. seat of New York State’s sensationally dysfunctional government — JD] joke.

Four men demonstrated how smart their cats were. The engineer’s cat took pencil and paper and drew a circle, a square and a triangle. The accountant’s cat divided a dozen cookies into four equal piles. The chemist’s tabby poured a glass of milk without spilling a drop. And the government employee’s fat cat? He ate the cookies, drank the milk, wee-weed on the paper, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for workers compensation then went home the rest of the day on sick leave.



The Latest