A mathematical acquaintance has a different take on it:
“Derb—May I propose the ‘Vote For This Or You’re a Low Down Polecat Act’
that would grant mathematicians a lifetime stipend of a couple hundred grand
a year. Alternate names: ‘Only Wife-beaters Would Vote Against This Act,’
or perhaps ‘Universal Peace, Happiness and Brotherhood Act.’ … Whatever
it takes to get that lifetime stipend.”
Incidentally, prior to signing the act, the Prez had a meeting with some
victims, including Mrs. Peterson’s mother, and they **did** have their
hankies out. There is a photograph in my morning edition of LONG ISLAND
NEWSDAY (but not on the web version).