The Corner

The Glittering Prizes

This person has just been awarded

which of the following?

1. The Hank Williams Memorial Trophy for excellence in country-song writing.

2. NASCAR Wives “Studly Mechanic of the Year” challenge cup.

3. The Zinc Stoat of Budapest award for TV comedy writing.

4. The Nobel Prize for Physics

5. The post of Secretary of the Interior in a Kerry/Edwards administration.

Here’s the answer. Don’t peek till you’ve made a choice!

John Derbyshire — Mr. Derbyshire is a former contributing editor of National Review.
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