So I was just looking over the Wikipedia entry on John Bolton, for no reason worth relating, and read this:
Bolton is also highly regarded in some circles on account of his mustache. A Google Image Search of “good mustache” returns an image of Bolton as one of its top results, as of October 2008.
It’s true. He ranks with Tom Selleck, Salvador Dali, journeyman baseball catcher Sal Fasano, and some guy on Hungarian currency.
Strangely missing: Rollie Fingers.