From a reader:
Hey Jonah!
If ’tis any consolation, I wore my “Striking terror into the hearts of CESMs everywhere” T-shirt this past weekend. The liquor store clerk recognized you, and before long we flew by your mother and Linda Tripp, and were doing bad Bill Clinton impersonations together. Several other people encountered during the day asked about what a CESM was. God, it’s good to live in red state America!
And to think I almost bought a “Pop Culture is Filth” shirt instead. Oh well; maybe next time. I’m still waiting for the Ramesh Ponnuru collection of Federalist slogan shirts.
Best,
Cody L. Stanford
(Use the name, if thou wishest.)