A friend sent me an email from The Palm in DC. It says that the Executive Chef there is named Hoss Fuentes which, I think, every fair-minded person in the world can agree is the greatest name ever. It would work for everything from an ultimate fighting champion to a porn star to a general.
Update: Exactly! From a reader:
Knowing nothing else about the man, 90% of this
country would follow a man named Hoss Fuentes to hell