[Nancy Pelosi] promised to “clean the house.” My suspicion is that means she’ll start with the walls and work from the top down, to avoid streaks. Next, the fixtures: Some of those congressmen haven’t hit the toilet for decades, so she’ll be doing a lot of grout-sniffing. Then, there’s the floor of the house. It’s a mess, especially after years of Cynthia McKinney in states of advanced incontinence.
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