I had a dream the other night that for Halloween we all dressed up as other Corner writers. Someone had to take on Jonah’s timewasters. Someone had to block out part of their day for Santorum and Romney posts instead in place of me. I had Jonah pegged to either do Stuttaford European politics postings or Stanley Kurtz gay-marriage updates. JPod as me and vice versa would be a little too obvious though. Anyway, you get the idea. Whoever pulled off Derb would be most fascinating.