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The Hazmat Crotch

This is less poetic than armadillos in his trousers:

West Plains man arrested with bomb in his pants 

SPOKANE — A West Plains resident was arrested late Wednesday afternoon after it was discovered he had a golf ball-sized improvised explosive device in his pants.

Lloyd Gable, 51, was booked into the Spokane County Jail on a single felony count of Unlawful Possession of an Explosive Device.