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In Her Shoes

Chuck Schumer, my beloved senator, keeps lecturing Judge Alito about how he might “fill Sandra Day O’Connor’s shoes.” Is Senator Schumer looking for a Nick Lachey type of justice?

“News” item:

[Nick] Lachey, 32, is telling Elle magazine about walking around in Simpson’s shoes, how “hot” he still thinks she is, and his “dirty-talk potential.”

When asked (for the magazine’s Cherchez La Femme column) if he ever imagined what it was like to walk in [Jessica] Simpson’s shoes, the former 98 Degrees singer says: “Every day. In fact, sometimes I did walk in her shoes. It was sort of a kinky thing we like to get into.”

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