As someone who
A) can’t make that thing at Princeton;
B) used to hang around the offices of the PI in his youth (because I’m sooo cool);
C) thinks The Public Interest was arguably the most important academic journal of — at least — the second half of the 20th century;
D) who collects back issues of the PI (again, because I’m sooo cool);
E) generally loves that sort of thing;
F) thinks the PI never got the send-off it deserved;
I implore you to send a camera crew up to the Ramesh hatchery (a.k.a. Princeton) and record that conference for posterity.