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Hillary’s Ad

Kathryn – That ain’t no perfume commercial. Watch it up until the point she says “…we finally have the opportunity for a new beginning.” And then imagine her holding up a tube of “New Beginning Skin Cream”® by Almay.

The video oozes chick cosmetic unguent infomercial. Something like this:

“After all of those late nights on the road, that greasy food, the harsh Iowa wind, my skin needs a New Beginning. And that’s why I use New Beginning Skin Cream by Almay. I may have to spend day after day on the podunk hustings of Iowa, but my skin doesn’t have to look that way. Voters want to know about Iraq, health care, the economy. They want to know I feel their pain. But they won’t listen if my skin doesn’t have that ‘touchability.’ Am I right ladies?”

Then cue Barbara Walters, Madeleine Albright, and Barbra Streisand giggling like school girls.

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