When offered a glass of water by his interrogators, Saddam replied, “If I drink water I will have to go to the bathroom and how can I use the bathroom when my people are in bondage?”
I like his logic, and will have to employ it around my house. “Honey, if I take sack the garbage up I’ll have to take it out back, and I can’t go out back when my people are in bondage.” “Honey, if I remember to put the lid down, I’ll just have to lift it again, and I can’t do that when my people are in bondage.” “Sweetheart, if you want to watch Food Network, I’ll have to change the channel from ‘Cops,’ and I can’t do that when my people are in bondage.” …