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Hong Kong Subtitles

Some of my favorites from a list of (allegedly) real English subtitles to movies shown in Hong Kong:

*Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.

*The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?

*I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.

*Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.

*I got knife scars more than the number of your leg’s hair!

*Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough examination.


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