The Corner

How Do You Reason With These People?

I just took my two-year-old on a drive down the Post Road in

Connecticut to see the cows at Stew Leonard’s. At a red light, we

pulled alongside a mini-van festooned with Lefty bumper stickers. One

right under the other appeared the following three: “Jesus was a

LIBERAL”; “Commit Random Acts of KINDNESS”: and “My Choice: ABORT

BUSH”. I know trial lawyers are supposed to figure they can reason with

anyone, but I admit to being stumped here. Edward, however, soon

squeeled: “Light green, Daddy GOOO!” He’s got the right idea: Don’t

bother!