I just took my two-year-old on a drive down the Post Road in
Connecticut to see the cows at Stew Leonard’s. At a red light, we
pulled alongside a mini-van festooned with Lefty bumper stickers. One
right under the other appeared the following three: “Jesus was a
LIBERAL”; “Commit Random Acts of KINDNESS”: and “My Choice: ABORT
BUSH”. I know trial lawyers are supposed to figure they can reason with
anyone, but I admit to being stumped here. Edward, however, soon
squeeled: “Light green, Daddy GOOO!” He’s got the right idea: Don’t
bother!