Tom Hanks: Wait! There’s something strange about that word painted in blood on the floor.
Ian McKellen: You mean…?
Hanks: Yes! It’s an…an…
McKellen: Just say it, man!
Hanks: It’s an anagram!!!!
McKellen: Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!
Hanks: This just proves Christianity was supposed to be a pagan sex cult until men took it over!