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How I Imagine ‘The DaVinci Code’ Plays

Tom Hanks: Wait! There’s something strange about that word painted in blood on the floor.

Ian McKellen: You mean…?

Hanks: Yes! It’s an…an…

McKellen: Just say it, man!

Hanks: It’s an anagram!!!!

McKellen: Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!

Hanks: This just proves Christianity was supposed to be a pagan sex cult until men took it over!

John Podhoretz, a New York Post columnist for 25 years, is the editor of Commentary.
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