Jay Leno: “You know…those glasses” Palin “wears? Those are…a hot item right now. … Everybody’s buying them. They’re huge, selling much better than the Joe Biden hair plugs.”
Jay Leno: “Out on the campaign trail this week, once again John McCain spoke about the nightmare of being stuck in a…tiny 8 x 10 room thinking he might go crazy. Not in Vietnam — when he got stuck in the Capitol elevator with Joe Biden,” and Biden “wouldn’t shut up.”
David Letterman: “How about that Barack Obama?” They are “saying for the first time he’s starting to slip in the polls,” but “don’t worry. He’s got a plan. He’s going to go back to campaigning in Europe.”