John may be right about Star Wars. He’s certainly right about movie critics. Have you noticed how that guy from Rolling Stone gives blurb-worthy reviews of almost every bad movie to come out in the last five years?
As for Star Wars, my aim is simple. Constantly lower — with a sledgehammer if necessary — my expectations to the point where I will love it so long as it’s not in Spanish.
And let’s admit it: (John, no spoiler’s please), if Jar-Jar Binks were gruesomely murdered in the film, that alone would make it a must see.
Golly, I hope all of this criticism of Jason Apuzzo’s “colleague” by un-annointed conservatives doesn’t cause the effete auteur to spew his latté at the screen again.