The Corner

I Told You So

I don’t say “I told you so” often (“That’s because you so rarely turn out to be right” — The Couch). But I do think that my prescient, dare-I-say Churchillian, calls for the development and deployment of volcano-lancing technology are being vindicated more and more every day. Must we wait until the Yellowstone Caldera destroys much of North America before people pay heed?

Faster, please.

Update: From a reader:

G,

 

It would be really cool if you added this to the bottom of your posts for a while: Ceterum censeo Eyjafjallajokull esse delendam. There is no Latin word for volcano, so you could substitute Vulcanus, but that would imply you want to destroy handicapped blacksmiths.

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