For running those puns. For example:
Did you hear about the midget fortuneteller that escaped from prison?
The newspaper headline read, “Small Medium at Large!”
Heh™
And:
JG, Do you know how Descartes died? He sat down at a bar. Bartender says, “can I get you something?’ Descartes said, “I think not,” and vanished. So sad.
And:
What did the fish say when he swam into the cement wall?
Dam!
And:
Jonah,
Ugh puns, lousy puns. Just for posting those awful puns, turn your agonizer up to 11.
Dave