More lyrics. I like this one, which sounds authentically Irish (though there is probably a Sicilian version, too):
Your aunt and your uncle, your father and mother,
Your grandmother, grandfather, sister and brother,
I killed every one and I killed every other,
I’ve killed everyone in your family but you.
Meanwhile, from the ivied towers of Academe: “Derb — When I was at Penn State the young ladies from Kappa Kappa Gamma would have their pledges parade around campus singing, to that tune:
I’m so happy that I am a
You don’t know how happy I am.”
[Me] It seems to me to be short a few syllables, but perhaps the ladies added grace notes.