Jonah,
Congratulations are in order – you got my 17 year old son to start reading NRODT.
I left a copy of the latest issue on the kitchen table. My wife came into the kitchen and found my son laughing hysterically. He was reading your article “Soy Vey.” (My son loves meat.)
Note this is a kid who doesn’t read anything but Star Wars books and video game chat.
I think you’ve scored a breakthrough!