From my fan mail this morning (no, it’s not from Al Franken’s e-mail account, in case you were wondering):
**** *** and your kind you misinforming, obfuscating, partisan, loudmouth *** ****** *******. I just saw you on Faux Noise spreading your baseless, Obama-hating opinions across America like butter on toast. This is nothing short of treasonous you ************* ********. Talk straight or **** *** **** ** – otherwise, **** *** and die you confused *** ** ****.